Monday, December 17, 2007

Random Links 12/17/07...

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you
Without a dope post to step to...

And, as per ChuckJerry's recent request, I've disabled comment moderation. So everybody can feel free to comment away!


- The city of Camden sucks. It makes Paterson look like a nice little urban burg. Read this.

- So does a certain school district in South Jersey.

- Although many of us have probably browsed this or similar sites out of sheer (morbid) curiousity, I still don't see why the public really needs to have access to the criminal records, names and profiles of most criminal offenders.

- Jeremy Shockey is a badass. He broke his leg yesterday, and the highlights at least showed him slamming down his helmet in disgust, presumably because he wouldn't be able to play anymore (I didn't get to see the game). I would be crying like I blew out my knee. Hope he has a speedy recovery.

- Brian Westbrook is underrated. I think he's one of the premier players in football. It's great to get to see him play every week. The Eagles beat Dallas and that homo Tony Romo.

- And for those looking for last minute holiday gifts, feel free to print out the following...

Thursday, December 6, 2007

To all the Knicks fans...

... as Bill Simmons writes, it could be worse. Much worse. And he's right...

Read the article by clicking here.

I feel selfish!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

On Driving in NJ

Travelling often now from South Jersey to North Jersey, and having lived in different parts of New Jersey since college (going to 10 years, yikes), I wanted to share some thoughts about driving in our great state...

On the Turnpike...

Read up on "the Turnpike". The Turnpike has become increasingly annoying to travel as the years have gone on. It seems like traffic used to be concentrated near exit 18 and near Newark sometimes, and then bunch up at the "merge" going south. However, often these days these are not the worst pockets of traffic. Traffic is worst often going north or south in random pockets anywhere between exit 6 and exit 9. If you clicked on the Wikipedia link, apparently they are thinking of widening the turnpike between exit 6 and exit 8A, so who knows if that will help.

The dashes painted on the road on the turnpike are 25 feet long. I learned this in a math teacher's workshop.

I've stopped in Turnpike rest stops and never been propositioned by a woman, man, or a prostitute. What have I been missing out on?

They need to do something coming north approaching the toll booth at exit 18 about people who wait in the EZ-Pass lane but don't have EZ-Pass, and then wait to cut into the non-EZ-Pass lanes to avoid waiting there. It not only pisses off both EZ-Passers and non-EZ-Passers, but it defeats the purpose of having an EZ-Pass lane. They should either (1) start putting up concrete dividers about half a mile up the Turnpike - although, I guess you'd run into the same problem right before these dividers - or, (2) have police patrol the plaza and give out fines or tickets for these line cutters.

Speaking of the toll booth at exit 18, any thought on this huge ski thing they're constructing there? What's the progress with that?

There are no roads that traverse the entire length of the Turnpike that give you alternate methods to travel. There are several different roads which run almost parallel to the turnpike for strecthes at a time. For instance, one can bypass the turnpike between exit 4 and exit 7 by taking 295 which is an awesome highway, and then if turnpike traffic is really bad one can take the Parkway to bypass the stretch from exit 11 to exit 18. Between exit 7 and exit 11 one can take either Route 1 and Route 130. However, except for 295 none of these other methods are usually quicker than waiting out the traffic.

Which leads me to...

On Traffic...

Has traffic in the NYC / NJ / Philadelphia / CT region reached a point of "crisis"? Obviously not. We all manage to get by and deal with the traffic we have. However, we're not even close to being the worst. According to this link, here's the top 12 worst cities:

1. Los Angeles, Long Beach, Santa Ana, Calif.
2. San Francisco, Oakland, Calif.
3. Washington, D.C.
4. Atlanta
5. Houston
6. Dallas, Fort Worth, Arlington, Tex.
7. Chicago.
8. Detroit
9. Riverside, San Bernardino, Calif.
9. Orlando, Fla.
11. San Jose, Calif.
12. San Diego

I was in L.A. once in my life, and the traffic indeed did suck at all hours.

Anyway, I know that as a Jersey resident, I often feel like have to plan my activities around traffic. It's sometimes worth driving back and forth to North Jersey at weird hours to avoid the extra 30 - 60 minutes I'll have to sit annoyed on the Turnpike (with no traffic, it's about an hour and 40 minutes). And I don't really do errands after school between, say, 4:30 and 6:30. And if I do, I take back roads everywhere.

So, I guess what I'm pondering is, when would traffic reach such a level not only here in NJ, but in general, that a critical mass of our society stood up and decided that serious changes needed to be made (add true incentives to use public transportation, etc...)?

"Cars"

An animated movie called Cars came out a couple of years ago (it was good, worth seeing). Anyway, a theme of the movie is about how major highways / modern conveniences make people forget about small towns / old fashioned America and what's really important. Now that I've traversed South Jersey a little bit, that movie rings true driving these other smaller roads (sometimes to avoid traffic on the Atlantic City Expressway!) that run east-west from Philadelphia to Atlantic City. People have been driving to the shore for a long time from the Philadelphia area, but there is a major road called the Atlantic City Expressway (built in the 60s) that has slowly decreased traffic on these other roads. There are small, run down bars, restaurants, and generally abandonded areas on these smaller roads that families must have taken before everybody just decided to take the Expressway since there are no lights and you can do 65 (at least) instead of having to stop every couple of miles for a light and do 65 (at the most) on these other highways.

Barry Bonds

Now that this Barry Bonds saga is hopefully working towards a conclusion...

I feel like this persecution of Barry Bonds is a little ridiculous.

First of all, why did Congress ever get involved with baseball in the first place? I've never understood this. It's a fucking SPORT! Why don't they hold a Congressional hearing to investigate the steroid use in professional wrestling next? Our government wastes far too much money and resources over stupid shit. Like Dave's account said in the movie Dave of the government's budget, "If I ran my business like this, I'd be out of business."

Anyway, regarding how baseball ought to view his record and his legacy in general, I think the backlash against him wasn't because of his ethnicity or because he's an asshole to the media - I think there's this backlash against him because of his success! I mean, when McGwire and Sosa broke Maris' record in that famous summer of 1998 that basically brought baseball back into popularity after the strike in 1994 and everything, people were able to turn the other cheek because (1) people were watching baseball again and (2) Roger Maris' record being broken didn't really bother people because other than having that record, Roger Maris was not in the pantheon of great baseball players.

But, Barry Bonds happens to be an unbelievable, all-time-great talent without the steroids. With the steroids, he was superhuman. Forget about the all-time homeruns mark - he won 4 straight MVP awards and set all kind of new precedents. Refusing to pitch to a guy often? Amazing. During that stretch Barry Bonds would get walked in ridiculous situations because they were afraid to pitch to him. He'd get walked in tie games in the 6th inning with runners on first base. And it wasn't a bad idea either!

(Infact, I think that when teams use this strategy it should be called the "Barry Treatment". Like, what the Giants did by not kicking to Devin Hester this past Sunday - they gave Hester the "Barry treatment".)

In any case, my point is: Barry Bonds is no more or less guilty than Jason Giambi, Mark McGwire, Roger Clemens, Sammy Sosa, etc, etc... he's just much doper than them. If we asterisk or erase or whatever his records and achievements, then lets erase everything about Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa from MLB history. So for people that care emotionally about this issue, you've been turning your cheek for around 15 years or whatever... Barry Bonds just did it better than all his peers.